"JERSEY SHORE" = SURE TRASH

Sometimes you can just see a trainwreck coming, and MTV's new reality series JERSEY SHORE (premiering December 3rd) is sure to be just that.  Whether or not it ends up being entertaining, it's certainly not going to do anything to improve anyone's perception of "The Garden State" with it's cast of trashy Kim Kardashian wannabees and greasy guidos.  Very glad that Derrick and I got a taste of just how pleasant the Jersey shore can be this summer before catching the show, otherwise we might not have ever given it a chance.  Oh, Jersey . . . someone really needs to take a good look at who's managing your publicity.