NEW DISCOVERY: PEOPLE OF WALMART

OMG.  This has got to be one of the funniest sites EVER!  A co-worker tipped me off earlier this week to People of Walmart, a "satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America’s favorite [sic] store", and I haven't been able to stop looking.  

The site was founded in August of this year by three friends and roommates who have this to say about their creation:

Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam.

And if the photos themselves weren't hilarious enough, the added commentary will keep you doubled over.  Take this example of a post entitled "Wal-Marvelous":

 

“What is Walmart gay?” – great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant, however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –> big belt buckle. Big goofy hat –> doesnt match a thing. I think you get the idea.

Enjoy some more of our favorite entries from People of Walmart in the second part of this post.

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.

Oh, It’s like a garbage bag filled with creamed corn.

This is either the ugliest woman ever, the worst cross-dresser ever, or a guy that is really bad at choosing gender appropriate clothes. Maybe it’s all three – an ugly woman, cross-dressing as a man, who can’t pick out manly clothes.

Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin’ on your dome! How/why do you put up with that?
P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.

“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’

"Fuzzy Pimp" - (1) Who is in the market for a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (3) How stupid are the hookers that would listen to a man in a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? and (4) Has anyone seen my pink fuzzy spider hoodie? I can’t find it, and deez hoes is gettin’ restless.